Money guilt. This exists and I'm not here to try and pretend it doesn't. You do have to admit, however, that in the grand scheme of things it is one aspect of wealth that is difficult, at best, to feel much sympathy over. After all, the obvious solution to rid one's self of the problem for good would take nothing more than one check to the charity of choice.
Isn't it grand, however, how inventive the commercial minded can be when a need can be seen as another source of profit? Just rid yourself of a bit of the source of your anxiety and we will talk you through the guilt! Reassurance on a stick if ever there was one. What better charity could there be, while still upholding the bedrock values that make money worth having in the first place? By god, if that doesn't make you feel proud to be a mercantile I have no idea what else could. That's having whatever you consider as a "hot" person rip your shirt off, wip you gently with mink striped, "cat-o-nine tails," and have you yell "not mea culpa, not mea culpa." All while making the best use of whatever you consider is your happy stick as well.
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